| Augustus: | Okay? |
| Hazel: | Bitch I might be |
today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”
one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face
(via wholockedalchemistfromkonoha)
| Parents: | Teenagers don't communicate anymore |
| Parents : | Teenagers don't speak to us any more |
| Parents: | It's all Facebook messaging now |
| Parents : | No one communicates with their children |
| Parents : | It's all about communication |
| Parents: | Teenagers should talk to us more |
| Teenager: | Well, I'm really stressed out about these test and lately i've felt really crap and- |
| Parents: | Gosh, all you do is moan. |
i might still be ugly but i used to be uglier
(Source: pansypunx, via wholockedalchemistfromkonoha)
Half-way through my sobriety break, feeling good and clean. Might go for longer than I planned.